Things you can get Noiz to be mature about: Going to Germany and running a multi-million $$ business, turning his life around, and picking Aoba up to be his gay bride, living happily ever after.
Things you can’t get Noiz to be mature about: Koujaku.
a conversation that changed history
joke is on you but what if Usui is actually blind and like bats she uses her voice to echolocate things.
So in rhyme battles she has to yell a lot to reflect on whats going on due to large amount of dudes,but around Sei/in private she sings or hums.
w h e e z e mama pls
Usui ordering something at starbucks more like a short concert
♪Topped with whipped cream♪
When I was in 2nd grade, there was this 5th grade boy (who was also my brother’s best friend) who I had the biggest crush on.
One day when we were at the bus stop, he threw a snowball at me. I wanted to be cute and throw one back at him, but the bus showed up before I could throw it at him.
I made the most genius decision to hide it behind my hands and throw it at him when he walked onto the bus.
I chucked a snowball at him.
Unbeknownst to me, the snowball had an enormous chunk of ice in the middle of it.
He went to the nurse and I went to the Principal’s office for the first time in my life.
I was so pitiful that my Principal let me go without any punishments.
Long story short: I CAN’T FLIRT.
is this what heaven looks like
A little GIF action, courtesy of Doctor Who’s new Doctor and this week’s cover star, Peter Capaldi.
Photo Credit: Jeff Riedel for EW.
NEW AVAILABLE ART PROGRAM
It seems to be a mix between SAI and photoshop, simplified. It even has a stabalizer that works even with the mouse.
Best of all, it’s free, and works for both Mac and Windows.
To give it a try, head right on down to http://firealpaca.com/
Reblogging for artsy people that follow me. Also a lovely name for a program.
I highly recommend FireAlpaca for everyone.
punches a wall
PUNCHES 15 WALLS
#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟
every villain is lemons
And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.
And now: The Weather.
robot fucker strikes again